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Friday, January 1, 2010

THE TWILIGHT PRAYERS? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Oh.. ha ha.. ho ho ... hee hee... I bet you are laughing, having fun with it...

The Lord's Prayer.

I'm not exactly religious (hahaha NOPE), but... the Lord's Prayer? Why the semblance a Twilight prayer to that of the Lord's Prayer??? Can't just make a simple rhyme scheme like a schoolkid, a seemingly harmless fad? No. They can't (or the creator anyway).

Put it in the likeness of the Lord's Prayer to evoke some kind of hierarchy and false holiness... LMAO I'll laugh at that too actually. Read what I found from the Cullenite at TwiFans:

"Sometimes love finds us when our hope is fading, and the Twilight is setting in. It leads us safely through the darkest nights when the New Moon fills the cloudy skies. As it blossoms and grows, it's sparkling light is enough to Eclipse the brightness of the Breaking Dawn

Our Edward
Our Edward, who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes,
thy will be fast,
on Earth as it is in the meadow.

Give you this day our daily blood,
and forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into tempation,
and deliver us to you.

For thine is the Vampire,
the music and the hotness,
forever and ever.

A- Edward!
"


Yeah... waaaaay too much thought into that huh? Why dude? Just why?

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